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Please note: Due to the overwhelming volume of messages we receive on a daily basis, we are unable to respond directly to every request. If you feel you need a response, but you have not received one, remember the old adage, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!"  If, on the other hand, you have sent your message numerous times without a response, kindly consider one of the following possibilities:

1) Your question or situation is stupid and does not warrant a response.

2) Think about what you have done lately and why no one at the office likes you.

3) We are busy and have other priorities that currently supercede your needs.

4) We really want to focus on your issue, which is important to us as well, but we have too many other idiots creating an informational gridlock and need to move them out of the way before we can get to you.

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